the truth resists simplicity: Archive

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“At some point in your adult life, you’ve probably walked into a party and felt a...”

– http://www.allenandunwin.com/default.aspx?page=94&book=9781741758498 (via natalie) If I was Oprah I would buy 10 billion copies of this book (Screw Inner Beauty/ Lessons from the Fatosphere) and distribute them everywhere. (via definatalie) Wow, this is such an awesome reminder. Women are the...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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That awkward moment when people think your guy...

catladysoul: postcardsfrom-me: @arabelle your mom o m g this describes every relationship with every male i have ever had actually. AWKWARD MOMENTS? MY ENTIRE LIFE IS AN AWKWARD MOMENT.

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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I'm writing a ukulele arrangement for "Harry" from...

My geekiness has reached its zenith. Partially because I just used the word zenith.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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“Sometimes you just need to build a fort sit in it alone and have a pity party”

– Gabrielle (My little sister)

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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You know you're cool when Voldemort is one of the...

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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school of rock = glee ?

catdelirium: There’s the teacher hopelessly searching for the glory days The Insanely Cruel Colleague The pushover principal The Major Competition The Control Freak The Fashionable Gay Kid The Sassy Girl of Colour The Badass with weird hair The guy who risks his “cool” factor for the music And of course in the end they lose but no matter what they all...

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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NO LITTLE GAME GUIDE IT IS NOT THAT SIMPLE TO SNEAK PAST THE GUARDS SERIOUSLY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET PAST ONE GUARD IF HE NEVER MOVES zelda will kill me

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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“Girls get a lot of mixed messages—they are told, ‘Girl Power!’ and what does...”

– Tina Fey (via tulletulle)

Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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Despite my massive amount of christmas related posting I have yet to make a merry christmas post! So merry christmas tumblr world you are all quite lovely people. If you celebrate christmas I hope yours is incredible and if you don’t I hope you have a spectacular 25th and that your observance/nonobservance of any other religious holday was wonderful!

Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Happy Christmas Sound Clip and Quote →

love love LOVE!

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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stupid things to do

leaving presents until christmas eve eve. tres exhausted from shopping and now I have a night of mixtape and dvd making to look forward to. that’s only half sarcastic it is fun and I love giving presents but it’s just nine bells now and it would be nice to sleep.

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE EVE!

I remember being younger and waking up and yelling this. I remember making my room extra clean and putting Santa hats on my toys and I remember how incredibly bright everything seemed. I remember praying for snow and making cookies. I remember it all. Things are different now but I don’t mind. Today just feels a little different, I still have tonnes of shopping to do and rooms to clean and...

Dec 23rd

Dec 22nd

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“Fuck these patriarchal beauty standards”. I hear you loud and clear, but women...”

– Lamesha, Grrrl Perspective (via tulletulle)

Dec 22nd

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Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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5 Typical Acts of Politeness That are Inefficient... →

I understand the function of politeness and social conventions: how they make people feel at ease, how they provide a familiar, comfortable context for interactions in which all is not known. I like politeness and social conventions for this, but I think that some are inefficient and should be banned. Here are five.

Dec 20th

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